Sunday, November 20, 2005

Hi.
I'm in the process of trying to redo and expand the drunk again site after some periods of neglect. Currently, I'm taking a break, 'cause my girlfriend is in the next room, drunk off of rum and cokes, screaming at the tv. The Chiefs game is on. Evidently, Houston sucks.
Anyway, we'll see what direction the site takes. I thought I might try a site dedicated to some good online drunken entertainment, since I get drunk and go online all the time! If you have any site suggestions, post 'em as a comment.
-C

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Boy, am I ever drunk enough to post. Yeech. Hey, have you ever heard of Natty Up? 79 cents at the local liquor store. I'm not really a fan of Natural Light, but my friend Steve is. It started with those. Then it went to G & D steakhouse, N8's house where I discovered 3 motorcycles that are MINE, GODDAMMIT, Steve's house, me fixing two of his digital cameras, and then Shattered. I don't know what happened next, except that I got really drunk and I walked home and I got in an argument with one of my friend's girlfriends along the way and here I am. Uh....my head is hanging precariously from my neck. I fear that it's gonna fall right off. So....It might be a good idea that I go rest my head on a pillow soon. Yeah. Bye.

Friday, November 11, 2005

And now, for your viewing pleasure, the top ten search query stats for Drunkagain.com. This is the things people type in their search engines and my site pops up. Then, of course they click on it.

This is so awesome I nearly shat myself:


Search Query / Number of requests
1. drunkagain.com-- 44
2. usb vagina -- 41
3. drunkagain -- 17
4. culito -- 17
5. drunk again -- 12
6. fuck you i'm drunk -- 7
7. passed out drunk -- 6
8. mark neiss --5
9. vagina simulator -- 4
10. drunk again t shirts --3

And "USB Vagina" comes in at #2!!! Mark Neiss at #8?! This is too fucking good.

Howdy folks.
I'm not drunk yet, but I surely will be by the end of the night. Goin' to see some friend's bands tonight at Sapphire Lounge. I'm sure there'll be lots of people I know there. Maybe I'll stop back here later.
Anyway, I've been hankerin' for a set of North Drums ever since I discovered them last week. They look freakin' baDASS!! They project the sound outward and just overall look awesome. But they're rare, and I'm po. I'm keepin' an eye out, though.
The GF is out of town tonight, until Sunday, so the dishes are piling up in the sink and I'm sitting here at the computer bored.
I just found out that Justin entered my band into the SXSW show in Texas. Wouldn't that be a trip?! We'll see what happens, but for now I'm keeping my cynicism up. I don't think the world is ready for us yet.
Well, the amusement buisness is going to hell in a handbasket. You know that when you're trying to make a new video game out of two older outdated ones because the company can't afford the new "Silver Strike Bowling" or Megatouch Elite, (These games cost upwards of $5k. We get half. Ten thousand dollars in to break even!!!) something's wrong. So here I am, taking the guts out of an old upright Megatouch 4 to frankenstein in the innards of a Megatouch Double Platinum countertop for A-1 Taxi. I hope it works (It will, 'cause I'm a fucking electronics genius) and makes us lots of money so I don't see a buisness of 50 years go down the tubes. Such is life and capitalism.
See ya later.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

I'm guessing that the huge space that ends up at the bottom of my recent posts is from me using Firefox, 'cause I haven't changed anything else. The huge blank area eventually goes away, I guess.
Well, my recent drunken adventure may well be the end of my heavy drinking days. The setting: Oktoberfest in Hermann, MO. The alcohol (in order): One bottle of wine, One Jager shot, 5 or 6 beers, one more bottle of wine, Jager shots, more beer. It started out at the Stone Hill Winery, continued to the campground, then downtown to a few bars and a beergarden. In the crux of my binge, I tried to bring bottle #2 of wine into bar #2, and got kicked out. So I chugged the whole half-bottle of wine. Problem solved! More shots!! Shortly after, I was told I stumbled and fell into a ditch. I probably would have passed out there if I was not with a couple of friends and my drunken Amy to pull me out. From there, back to the camp, passed out on the ground. Eventually to the tent. The next morning I felt like I had died, been allowed to rot for a few days, and then brought back to life. I wanted to puke so bad. My stomach fucking hated me. But there were too many fucking people around! Guess I'm puke shy, too. Amy had to drive back to C-town, where I slept most of the day like a worthless sack of shit.
Anyway, I vowed that day to not get drunk until Halloween, which was successful. Had a show in KC, partied with Amy's bro. But I haven't had the desire to drink more than a couple since the Hermann Incident. I think I'll keep that relatively sober streak rollin' for now.