Ah, neglect. How do y'all feel, eh? Neglected? Do ya? Huh? Yeah, I'm drunk, so what, ya wanna fight about it?
Just kidding. About the fighting part, anyway. I'm drunk. And tired.
Tequila drunks are strange. I don't feel it coming on like good ol' beer. It kinda sneaks up on me and turns me into an idiot for a second, then I'm just tired. Then I eat a bunch of Mexican food. Now I'm getting fat. Happy now!?!
Yep. Off to bed. Glad you got to hear from me!