I'm sure you expected another coherent, literally prescise, grammatically correct, punctuationally accurate post. Nay, nay! This is not one of them. My spelling remains incredible, though. Anyway, Me and my Xena went out tonight and saw a few bands, drank a few beers and shots, walked home, and proceeded to eat and prepare for tommorrow. Ah, tommorrow! We're going to Iowa to my Dad's fly-in (look it up) for a BBQ lunch and possible rides. Fun and different, considering the usual weekend day consists of Xena cleaning and me doing some sort of repairs on the house. A bit of wisdom to new homeowners: Quaint=crap! If you're handy, good. If not, spend more money on a newer house. End transmission, 'cause I can no longer concentrate on this trite crap. Adios! Heh heh. I said "trite".

Yeah, I know. I've been drunk a lot lately, but it's the before the drunk that makes the difference. See here:
June 1st: Bought a house.
June 1st-present: Working on house.
Usually after a hard day's work, and then a hard evening's working on the house, I want to drink. But then after that, I wanna go take a shower then pass the fuck out, not log on to some lame blogger thing and post some stoopid shit. But I've been feeling guilty lately, hence this post.
So...I went to McNally's tonight, for some dollar Killians. Funny thing about this town - every bar has a war against other bars for low prices on drinks, so any drunkard like me just has to plan his week accordingly. Cheap beers like Stag and Pabst are back in style, usually for 75c or a buck a can. And hey, not being a beer conniseur per se, I'll drink tha shit outta some Stag. Or...to bring the subject back around, Killians.
Drunk I am, young padowan. But, 'tis the start of the week, so...I might not be drunk again till Friday, 'cause I'm having a sort of belated housewarming (Is that one word?) party. Any of you reading this are invited of course. Email me for address. Parties are cool. Heh. And of course I'll have lots of work to do before the party, like cleaning the deck, raking the lawn and buying some tiki torches and shit, 'cause I'm high class, bitch.
So, come one, come all, people! Let's get Drunk Again!!(tm)