I just found out the worst part of having a sunburned face.
Specifically, the nose region. Those that know me are familiar with my huge honker, which, in the summer months, happens to be a magnet for UV rays. In this case, I have just returned from the Tavern to find that the only thing to snack on is a bag of "Best Choice" shredded cheddar cheese. It will have to do, since I ate the last of the dill pickles a few weeks ago after a similar night out. And goddam if the top of the bag didn't painfully scrape against the top of my smeller the whole time I was trying to pour the whole bag of said cheese into my mouth. Man, that sucks! Gotta invest in some cheap-ass sunblock for the ol' shnoz. You know, so's I can pour unhealthy stuff into my Jeager-fueled gullet.

Well, kick me in the head. (Three Headed Moses.)

Well, I had a pretty strange weekend. Here it go!
Music for the entire weekend: Walls of Jericho (All Hail the Deaaaad!!!!!!)
Thursday, my band played a show at the Blue Note. That was pretty damn fun. Afterwards, two girls met me out back when we were loading up equipment. Here's a small sample of that conversation:
Girl 1: Hi, we just wanted to meet you guys. Well, I mean SHE did.
Girl 2: You guys were really good!
Me: Thanks! I'm glad you liked it.
G1: (looking disgusted) I've seen you around. A lot.
Me: Ok...
G2: I wanted to meet him, too..(gesturing towards my singer)
Me: Well, we have to leave to take our equipment back, but we'll be back here in about a half an hour. Are you guys going to be here?
G1: (glaring at me) I dont THINK so.
Me: (perplexed) Huh?
G1: I dont THINK so!!
G2: Don't listen to her, she's a bitch.
Me: Uh...ok...I have to go now, freakazoids.
After that, I proceeded to pound down about a bunch of Pabst Blue Ribbons and pass out. Had to work on Friday.
Friday night: Went to Eastside Tavern. Got a bunch of free shots of Jeager. Talked to this girl I met a week before. Took her to another bar to see her sister. Drank more. Partied until the freakin' sun was coming up.
Saturday: Got up at 4:00pm. Rode the cycle for a while. Went to the Blue Note to see Hella (kind of annoying), Need New Body (Extremely annoying), and the Exempt. (friggin' excellent!!) Drank Stags. Went to Shattered to meet girl from Friday night. She wasn't havin' any of it. Drank more. Went to a friends house, drank wine, acted stupid. Went to a party over on east campus, met my friend Steve and repeatedly took off Lindsay and Lisa's flip-flops. Went home.
Sunday: Woke up, looked out the bedroom window to make sure my truck made it back without any damage. Yep! Rode cycle. Toured my friend Justin's new house. Harvey Bridman is on. Gotta go!

What a great night!!
My band played a show tonight, and I ended up pounding down a bunch of free PBR's that random people decided to buy me. What a rock star!!
Anways, I should go to sleep and post the full story asap.
-C

Well, It's been another "school night" of drinkin'. Had a pretty good time. Went to Shattered and Eastside Tavern. Stags and Millers. I'm not very inspired tonight, though. Actually, I'm pretty happy, and when that happens, I'm usually at a loss for words, 'cause usually I don't say much unless I'm bitching about something. Sooo...I better be off to bed. I need to go to work in a few hours!
Drive fast, be careless, etc.
-C

Oh, good. Another drunken post!
I've had another completely random night tonight! I started out by cruisin' around on my Honda cycle for awhile, then met up with Justin and went to the last house on an Art Crawl, something new and enjoyable to me. Then Eastside Tavern, where I saw a Princess tribute band, a Princess movie, and Princess themselves. Princess happens to be a pure self-described photo-op band, with hardly any talent. But what a marketing ploy, 'cause the place was packed! Then it was on to the liquor store to pick up some Pabst 40's and to my rarely seen friend Crystal's birthday party. Craziness ensued, and now I'm back here, safely. Sweet!! Now, time for bed. Ah....sleep.

Ah, I hyped this up too much.
Anyways, I've had quite a few run-ins with some stoooopid people lately. I've always believed that at least 75% of the earths' population are stupid, ingnorant fucks. I try not to let that section of the populace bother me, but sometimes I just. Can't. Fucking. Help. It. Here's just two highlights.
I've heard a bunch of people bitching about SUV's lately. Gas hogs. Bad for the environment. Polluters. I've even heard of people spray painting or vandalizing SUV's. What!?! That's fucking bullshit. First off, vandalizing or stealing another person's vehicle (or musical insturment) should be PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. Second, with the technological advances in engine design and emmissions controls, any large SUV these days is NO MORE A POLLUTER than your average fucking sedan. Crude oil is a fucking finite resource anyway; It's all gonna be burnt off sooner or later resulting eventually in the SAME AMOUNT of pollution! Then we'll be FORCED to harvest methane from pig shit or something. Who knows.
And what's up with these fucking psuedo-hippies on the corner protesting the war?!? "Honk for Peace"?!? You're WASTING YOUR ENERGY!!! YOU'RE NOT DOING ANY GOOD!! Gee, I bet all that horn honking is making a real difference. Actually, when you honk your horn, you're putting a small strain on your car battery, causing the engine to work harder to charge it, resulting in what?! More pollution!!! Oops! (Did you just make an SUV honk?! Double whammy!) Why don't you stop wasting your energy yelling and holding up signs and shit and go plant a fucking tree? THAT might actually help things out! One tree can absorb a bunch of stupid people's foul breath for its whole life - probably hundreds of years! Go home and do something worthwhile, people!
....Hey, I never said that I wasn't part of that 75%.