Don't worry; all (2) of you "fans" have to do is wait a little while until this whole girl thing fails spectacularly. Then I'll be in prime form again! Just give it a little time!
I wish I could have been drunk at work today. Well, maybe not. Now, I'm surely not a man of violence, but the thought of clocking the secratary at my job was freakin' funny. She's like 65 or so and one of the worst human beings I have ever known. I know she has her own problems, and I'm trying to be nice here, but damn she sucks. She hates everyone and everything and she is only nice when she wants something. I could go on. Anyway, she was standing in front of her desk bitching to me about something that didn't matter and I wasn't listening, just imagining me with a right hook wiping her out backwards over her desk, pencils and tax sheets and coffee and paper clips flying everywhere, feet all up in the air when she fell over the other side. Terrible, huh? Really terrible. I'm still laughing about it. Anyway, I think I got this weird half-smile on my face and she just stopped talking and walked away.
Huh, that worked. Whatever gets you through the day, eh?
-C

Yo party people,
I'm afraid that I won't be posting much anytime soon...for a simple reason: I've been having a really good time hanging out with...someone...that has been making me a very happy guy. So, I'm afraid that if I get sufficently drunk, I'll just get straight sappy on here and no one wants to hear that, eh?
Anyway, I saw Eternal Sunshine(...) tonight, and that was pretty cool. The concept of the movie was freaking awesome, but the movie itself was a little less than awesome. Definately worth the 7 bucks, though. Other than that, just hung out, listened to music, drank a little, and had a great time. Now off to beddy-bye.
-C

Yo bitches,
Checkin' in. And making fun of my last post. I'm Drunk Again, (tm) and I've had a good night. Went to see 3 different bands in 3 different places tonight...makes for a good time. First off was Numb @ the Blue Note, then Trebuchet @ Mojos, then the Electric @ Eastside Tavern; all excellent bands. After that, it was off to my friend's house on Hubbell St. There was pissing porn and Creepshow 2. What the hell more could you ask for?! I'm getting used to the slightly warmer weather here, so walking home in spring apparell @ 3:00am was a bit frigid. Stupid spring. Warm up already!! Then I got to my wonderful abode and stuffed down a salami sandwich. Delicious!! Now I'm here. Now I'm gone...off to sleep!!
-C

Whazup, fools?!
I'm actually pretty drunk tonight, but not in prime form. Usually I do my best drunken rantings when I'm pissed off, but I couldn't be further from that. I am drunk, though, and have had a good day. So eat it.
Finally, it was a bit warm today, and I'm not one to usually chat about the weather, but it was a nice day. I live for spring and summer. I'm even having toubles finding something to bitch about - and to the people that know me, I'm sure that's a huge surprise. There is a situation that is a huge factor in my good mood and otherwise non-bitchiness, and though I want to brag, I'm not gonna. Unfortunately, if I'm not bitching, I don't have much else to say. So good night, fokkers.
-C

I told myself that I wouldn't brag or whine on this thing, So I might have to delete that last post! Not to mention she might see it, and that would be kinda embarrassing. Oops!!
I got home last night pretty drunk...to the point that I didn't have any desire to make a pit stop at my computer, in fact. Which is strange. But don't worry, I'll be back in full swing next week. I just got paid!!
-C

Man, what a night! I got [censored]'s number!!! Ahahahahahahaaahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem. Hi. That's all I gots ta say.

Whazup, peoples?! I'm Culito, and I'm drunk again, dammit. I went to a show at Shattered tonight, and it was pretty cool. Some bands of note: Dirt Poor Hardcore, In Media Res, One Inch Punch, and Riddle of Steel. Yee-freakin' haw! I had a blast, 'cause I love seeing live music. More than anybody I know, in fact. Music is just bred into me somehow. Anyway, I had a great time, drank the fuckin' Champaigne of Beers, Miller High Life, ( A buck a can!! Awesome!) and rocked out. I'd rather do this than anything (except maybe rockin' in my own band) on a Thursday night. Boo ya! Gotta work in a few hours, so's I gotta go.
-C