I just found out the worst part of having a sunburned face.
Specifically, the nose region. Those that know me are familiar with my huge honker, which, in the summer months, happens to be a magnet for UV rays. In this case, I have just returned from the Tavern to find that the only thing to snack on is a bag of "Best Choice" shredded cheddar cheese. It will have to do, since I ate the last of the dill pickles a few weeks ago after a similar night out. And goddam if the top of the bag didn't painfully scrape against the top of my smeller the whole time I was trying to pour the whole bag of said cheese into my mouth. Man, that sucks! Gotta invest in some cheap-ass sunblock for the ol' shnoz. You know, so's I can pour unhealthy stuff into my Jeager-fueled gullet.