Ah, I hyped this up too much.
Anyways, I've had quite a few run-ins with some stoooopid people lately. I've always believed that at least 75% of the earths' population are stupid, ingnorant fucks. I try not to let that section of the populace bother me, but sometimes I just. Can't. Fucking. Help. It. Here's just two highlights.
I've heard a bunch of people bitching about SUV's lately. Gas hogs. Bad for the environment. Polluters. I've even heard of people spray painting or vandalizing SUV's. What!?! That's fucking bullshit. First off, vandalizing or stealing another person's vehicle (or musical insturment) should be PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. Second, with the technological advances in engine design and emmissions controls, any large SUV these days is NO MORE A POLLUTER than your average fucking sedan. Crude oil is a fucking finite resource anyway; It's all gonna be burnt off sooner or later resulting eventually in the SAME AMOUNT of pollution! Then we'll be FORCED to harvest methane from pig shit or something. Who knows.
And what's up with these fucking psuedo-hippies on the corner protesting the war?!? "Honk for Peace"?!? You're WASTING YOUR ENERGY!!! YOU'RE NOT DOING ANY GOOD!! Gee, I bet all that horn honking is making a real difference. Actually, when you honk your horn, you're putting a small strain on your car battery, causing the engine to work harder to charge it, resulting in what?! More pollution!!! Oops! (Did you just make an SUV honk?! Double whammy!) Why don't you stop wasting your energy yelling and holding up signs and shit and go plant a fucking tree? THAT might actually help things out! One tree can absorb a bunch of stupid people's foul breath for its whole life - probably hundreds of years! Go home and do something worthwhile, people!
....Hey, I never said that I wasn't part of that 75%.